Action Jackson vs. the Cowboys
when guys wear shorts and you can see their dicks move
stay up late with me and talk about the meaning of life and make out with me
a guy i know saw this and he waited until like midnight to message me on facebook with “whats the meaning of life” and i was like yeah thats smooth as fuck man i like your style
today he came to my house and made out with me so the moral of the story is always make text posts when youre sad and tired because it got me a boyfriend
A Glimpse At How The Media Treated Women This Year Is A Look At Way Too Many Cringe-Worthy Moments!
ALL WOMEN WATCH NOW!
Actually, EVERYONE watch now!!!
The South African icon (before he passed away) watched the biopic and was convinced that Elba’s performance was actually old footage of Mandela.
I just want to pour my soul out on someone and not have to worry about the mess I’ve made.
‘why didn’t i just do my homework’ a musical by me
featuring hits such as ‘I’ve had 3 weeks to complete this fucking essay’ and ‘I’ll do it in the morning’
and lastest release ‘i should’ve turned in this essay a week ago and i still didn’t start doing it’