… its too early for this bullshit.

(Source: replore)

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

blackjackmothafucka:

*TUMBLR IN A GIF*

blackjackmothafucka:

*TUMBLR IN A GIF*

(Source: meandmywhitefriends)

thatdudeemu:

fullprincessmode:

I just wanna suck a dick right now. who’s around?

The Lord is and you need to have a talk with him

(Source: cuntywest)

(Source: bloodyoathmate)

Hypocrisy

(Source: robemmy)

youngblacksamurai:

I’ve been thinking about this .gif all day omgsh…

how to propose to me

youngblacksamurai:

I’ve been thinking about this .gif all day omgsh…

how to propose to me

(Source: fuckyeahbrohoes)

seifukucat:

eating clocks is really time consuming

if you’re going to love me
do it right,
do it hard
but be gentle.

not having sex with exes like a pro

Parents:be yourself
Me:-is self-
Parents:wait no
onedirectionfacingmecca:

Your ex-husband, the rapper Nas, put your wedding dress on his album cover. Why did he still have the dress? It’s not even the dress. The joke behind that is that it’s the slip to the petticoat to my dress. I think when I moved out I just left it. That’s all he had, poor thing.Did you know that was coming? He gave me a heads-up like two days before it was released.Do you know why? All kinds of ideas of why, but I don’t really care.But it brought up a bunch of stuff you were probably hoping was in the past. Maybe for others, but not for me. I don’t really listen to his music anyway.

onedirectionfacingmecca:

Your ex-husband, the rapper Nas, put your wedding dress on his album cover. Why did he still have the dress?
It’s not even the dress. The joke behind that is that it’s the slip to the petticoat to my dress. I think when I moved out I just left it. That’s all he had, poor thing.

Did you know that was coming?
He gave me a heads-up like two days before it was released.

Do you know why?
All kinds of ideas of why, but I don’t really care.

But it brought up a bunch of stuff you were probably hoping was in the past.
Maybe for others, but not for me. I don’t really listen to his music anyway.

(Source: khieuu)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

unirony:

lebanesegirlswag:

unirony:

croptops r for anyone 2 wear n everyone 2 celebrate

Unless you have a muffin top.

here’s a to-do list for u

  • fix yr garbage ass blog
  • fix yr garbage ass attitude